When ancient man migrated from Africa to Europe, they left me in a cave somewhere. I was unearthed around 240BC by an antelope only to be dropped into a hole in Afghanistan. There I whittled and sang to pass the time. About 5 years ago, I was rescued by some guys wearing green suits. I'm forever indebted. Thank you, Uncle Sam!
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